Let me let that sink in. Just a minute. There. Got it? How does it feel? They made Grease into a video game. Yeah. The movie your and my mom both love, the movie that’s kind of fun if you watch it once but kind of annoying if you have to watch it a bunch of times? Yeah. They made that into a Wii game. Yeah. I know.
Also: do not go to the website. It is very loud and horrible. Why? Why is this happening? Why did they make this game? Do kids like this kind of stuff? Do they like Grease? What’s going on here? Who is responsible for this? I need answers. Why, god? Why?!