Uranium Is Getting Some Glowing Reviews On Amazon
MG Siegler
Jul 25, 2010

Did you know you can buy uranium ore on Amazon? Well you can. It’s actually been on sale for a while — BoingBoing pointed it out back in 2007. But talk of it has recently started popping up around the Internet once again this past week. Our sister site CrunchGear did a quick post pointing it out last week. Since then, a whole new batch of great customer reviews have been flowing in, as Amazon CTO Werner Vogels points out today.

Some of the negative reviews note that uranium is “bad for you.” Another says that it killed a pet gorilla. But some positive reviews mark is as a “great gift for a hostile dictator.

As Vogels points out, the best reviews are highlighted on reviews-only page. The most helpful positive review reads: “So glad I don’t have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.” Meanwhile, the most helpful negative review reads: ”I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”

Overall, uranium ore has earned 4 out of 5 stars after 221 customer reviews — with the majority of them giving it a 5-star rating. It’s largely seen as a good deal for $29.99. You may recall that these are the same users who love to review milk.

The discussions on the uranium page are good as well. One person wants to know, “Does this product put you on the CIA watch list?” Another person wants to know: “This is a joke, right?

Unrelated, it’s worth noting that people who viewing uranium on Amazon also viewed items such as wolf urine, fresh whole rabbits, and yes, milk.

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  • no

    I especially love that the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought” section includes: “The Making of the Atomic Bomb” (http://www.amazon.com/Making-Atomic-Bomb-Richard-Rhodes/dp/0684813785/ref=pd_sim_indust_2)

    Do they offer a two-fer combo-pack?

  • Travis

    The best reviews and product on Amazon is still by far the 3 wolves shirt.

    http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

  • http://www.cdnpal.com Christopher

    Uranium can be poisonous. But so can most any cleaning chemical you purchase at the supermarket.
    It can’t be enriched by any household means.

    http://www.nrc.gov/materials/fuel-cycle-fac/ur-enrichment.html

    You may as well have written an article on how super small micro black holes could be getting made at the Hadron super collider and how France could end up sucking up all the matter on earth if a micro-black hole grows out of control.
    Thus destroying earth after they destroyed their own website France.fr.

    That would have been far less cheap of an article if you asked me, and more entertaining.

  • http://parislemon.com MG Siegler

    well, okay, except the hadron collider isn’t in france.

  • idont

    And? What is the point of this article?

  • Andrew MacDonald

    WTF is the point of this post???

  • adama

    Thanks MG, fantastic, informative post. My only complaint is that you didn’t manage to work Apple into this.

    WTF

  • http://www.cdnpal.com Christopher

    While the entrance is not, most of the actual pipeline is:

    http://bit.ly/9VlBXG

    From the WIkipedia page:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

    “It crosses the border between Switzerland and France at four points, with most of it in France.”

    It would take a black hole the size of a pea to double our gravity and kill us all in a matter of hours. Compare that to your canister of barely active ore. Killed by lazy French people! Doh!

  • idont

    +1

  • idont

    Talk to the CERN HR department about the scientists distribution per country. #fail

  • MG Jiggler

    I actually found the content to be pretty interesting, I just think a lot of people automatically discount anything MG has to write once they see his name in the byline.

  • igniman

    There are 2 stealth startups, one in Iran and another in N Korea. Google will acquire them in September. World domination by December.

  • igniman

    I just ignore it , but never on Sundays

  • http://parislemon.com MG Siegler

    twice on sundays

  • http://parislemon.com MG Siegler

    terrorists are holding the uranium wrong?

  • http://parislemon.com MG Siegler

    okay, good point, blame the french :)

  • http://parislemon.com MG Siegler

    total!

  • http://parislemon.com MG Siegler

    that is pretty excellent.

  • Tostada-man

    The post at Amazon is incomplete.

    Are we talking U238 or U235? The numeric isotope is not displayed anywhere.

    How am I supposed to built my “Little Boy” if I don’t know the freakin’ isotope?

    U think people here in Los Alamos are stupid? We got the internet. My dialup modem is connected to DARPA, so don’t mess with me! I can open a can of Hiroshima on you anytime, OK?

  • nashvillehype

    not only left out Apple, left out Foursquare too … the world must be coming to an end.

  • http://bigfraggingdeal.com Drewski

    Personal enjoyment? WHAT? TO HECK WITH THAT! KEEP THE INTERWEBS SERIOUS!

  • Brian

    The website LaughAzon.com has a bunch of pretty funny Amazon products and they also track the products that people write funny comments on. Its actually pretty funny what makes its way onto Amazon since the comments seem to basically be un-moderated.

  • http://marketmpb.blogspot.com Matt Blum

    loving the techcrunch humor tonight!

    for some marketing humor and Patricia Heaton in a nightie, please see
    http://marketmpb.blogspot.com

    matt

  • Hauser

    MG you should write for the Onion, your articles are always real knee-slappers. I’m so glad they’re on TechCrunch. Moron.

  • http://borasky-research.net M. Edward (Ed) Borasky

    Yeah, the Three Wolves shirt is probably the all-time winner, but the overall collection of reviews here is outstanding:

    Amazon.com: AutoExec – WM-01 – Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray… http://meb.tw/cVbjZO

  • kenson

    Amazon’s No. 1 Buyer for Uranium? Google-darth-vader: http://2su.de/hev

  • Mehdi

    lol @ the reviews

  • Dan
  • Jim

    $30 for U238? what a rip-off! let me know when the next batch of U235 arrives……

  • Harniss

    I packed some in between the antennae gap in my iPhone4, works REALLY well…

    -sent from my iPhone, Alpha Centauri

  • ajk

    I wonder if you can take it through security at the airport?

  • http://www.hatena.ne.jp/nSeika/ Seika

    Same question.
    It does have that 205 CPM activity in the label (high? low?) but no information about which isotope it is. Any possibility of being depleted uranium?

    About Uranium though… I think I saw (in Engadget or somewhere) long time ago, coffee table with periodic element under the clear glass surface, including a small lump of Uranium.

  • http://www.theyearlyhomepage.com Roshawn

    Is it cool to have uranium now? If so, I’ve got to get me some of that.

  • http://www.gizmosforgeeks.com Khalid J Hosein

    At first I thought this was an April Fool’s joke that was way out of season, but I looked up the company. They’re for real – Images SI. They make scientific instruments mainly, including lots of stuff to do with Geiger counters. Of course, you need some uranium to test those counters, et voila!

    Weird that they don’t have other products listed on Amazon.

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