Call me crazy, but this seems like it would get old real fast. And by “get old” I mean “actually wear out.” There’s a reason we don’t append tools to thin sheets of cotton. But hey, if you want to be the life of the party (in the “that guy” sense, anyway), this BeerBot shirt may just help you out.
Be prepared to fend off angry Futurama fans, though. It’s a pretty blatant Bender ripoff.