Could I interest the gentleman in a bespoke toy car?

If you have $65 to spend and you want a Pinewood Derby racer that will literally outlive you and most of your descendants, drop over to this website and press the Buy Now button.

This racer, made of machined aluminium, comes from Karas Customs and can be engraved with almost any design or decoration. Sadly you shouldn’t give the car to babies because they can choke on it. *SAD CLOWN*