Picture this: you’re placing batteries into a device. You put them in wrong. Then you swap them so they’re right. How long did that take? If you said “too freaking long” then Microsoft has a technology for you.

Instaload is a new technology “which allows users to easily install a battery without regard to positive and negative polarity.” Boom. Instant heaven.

Duracell and some other companies are going to license the technology and when they do all heck will break loose. Put some money on Middle East Peace, babies, because this is serious.