So you want the rest of the office to think you’re a bit odd, and you’re looking for a way to keep you monitor clean. Have I got the product for you. Take what is essentially a plush hamburger complete with lettuce, two patties, an extra bun, and some cheese, and you’ve got the oddest monitor cleaning device ever.
If the hamburger version doesn’t do it for you, there’s always the cheeseburger. The cheeseburger version has a single patty, cheese, and pickles. Still cleans your monitor up nicely. The “Big Burger” version is $15, the “Cheese Burger” is $14, and the “Bacon Lettuce Burger” is $14 as well. All three version are available only from J-List, home of the weird stuff you can find on the internet.