Crazy powerful and magical? Where do I sign?

As I said before, I like me my iPad but the magical language has to go. This is the latest iPad commercial and it sounds more like a soliloquy from Easy Rider than a CE commercial, which I guess is Apples modus operandi. It also sounds like they’re using Gold Lion from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, without Karen O’s howls, a decidedly dark song for something so magical.