The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy & Biscuit Machine: Proof God is real
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I want to know where these are in the world. I will totally fly there right now, volcano be damned.
Has anyone actually seen one of these? Was it good gravy?
UPDATE – OMG! You can buy them! Joel found it!
via Julia Segal