Volcano causes Iron Man 2 premiere to be moved from London to Los Angeles

Terribly important news! The Iron Man 2 premier has been moved from London to Los Angeles due to the travel complications created by the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull. If Iron Men were real, he would have placed a giant filter on top of the volcano, preventing all of this chaos from the get-go. This volcano is now officially the worst thing to happen in the whole history of humanity.