• A USB cooling seat pad from Brando

    Matt Burns

    Matt is a Senior Editor at TechCrunch. Matt Burns is a family man first and attempts to be a writer second. Born and raised in the heart of the automotive world, only cars eclipse his love of gadgets. He previously wrote for Engadget and EngadgetHD before moving into the party house that is TechCrunch. He learned the retail side of... → Learn More

    Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

    Dear Friend,

    Is you rear constantly getting sweaty? Do you leave wet spots on your seat cushion? Is it embarrassing? Well then, do I have a product for you.

    Brando, maker of everything that’s right in this world, is now selling a cooling pad that’s USB-powered. That’s right, you read that right. It’s powered by USB even though your iPad isn’t. All this butt-cooling goodness can be yours for only $25 plus shipping. So do the right thing and put a stop to your embarrassing glandual problem with this pink and orange cooling pad.

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