A USB cooling seat pad from Brando

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Dear Friend,

Is you rear constantly getting sweaty? Do you leave wet spots on your seat cushion? Is it embarrassing? Well then, do I have a product for you.

Brando, maker of everything that’s right in this world, is now selling a cooling pad that’s USB-powered. That’s right, you read that right. It’s powered by USB even though your iPad isn’t. All this butt-cooling goodness can be yours for only $25 plus shipping. So do the right thing and put a stop to your embarrassing glandual problem with this pink and orange cooling pad.

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