The best comment ever

I knew we’d probably get plenty of comments on the iPad Review and I honestly enjoy the back and forth. But there’s one type of comment we always see and it basically says “Why is this on my browser?” Clearly, commenter Krugeri knows the answer: our commenters have been kidnapped by an international group of terrorists and are being forced to read reviews against their will.

@Shonzilla/Nick-
If you can make it over to a window and write on it with something, say your lipstick, that someone is in your house and forcing you to click on links to stories about products you hate and will never buy I am sure the police can be there very soon.

In the meantime, I’ve heard that you can buy some time simply by being compliant with your captors. Remember that no one will judge you for doing anything you need to do to survive.

Stay strong and know that we are with you!