The WSJ just posted a blind item about a killer phone Sony has in the works that is capable of downloading and playing Playstation games. It will probably just be a PSP Go with a phone inside. Shown here is an artist’s rendition of what it will look like. But wait! There’s more!

The WSJ is also reporting that there will be a Sony tablet that also plays PSP games.

Now before you say “Where did I put my stapler?” and yawn in tragic disinterest, remember that Sony still has… nah. These things will be dumb. Sorry.