Are you a huge nerd? No? Sorry, I guess that solar backpack you’re wearing kind of threw me off. Looks like Playskool meets Transmetropolitan. Not exactly a babe magnet. I’m going to let you in on a secret, big guy: check out these Soular Power bags from Neon Green. If you absolutely must wear a solar panel backpack, it might as well be the coolest one out there, right? That’s a bit like being the thinnest kid at fat camp, but… what? No, I’m not implying anything. Yeah, well, I’ll keep my good advice to myself from now on! Nyah! Get outta here!
Ahem. These backpacks do look pretty cool. Well, a couple of them do anyway. Mainly that white one, and it’s not really a backpack — the Soular Powers Back-Up Packs are really just add-ons for the regular backpacks they sell. I know, I kind of pushed it pretty hard on that guy earlier. Did you see his pack, though? Nerd alert!