The White Glove watch: The dumbest thing you'll see all day

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Biggs is the East Cost Editor of TechCrunch. Biggs has written for the New York Times, InSync, USA Weekend, Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, Money and a number of other outlets on technology and wristwatches. He is the former editor-in-chief of Gizmodo.com and lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. You can Tweet him here and G+ him here. Email him directly at... → Learn More

As he came into the window
It was the sound of a
Crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left this stupid Michael Jackson glove watch for freaking $149 (act now and get a stupid free glove) on the carpet

She ran
Underneath the
Table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into
The bedroom
She was struck
Down It was her doom.

Ulli are you OK, are you OK Ulli?

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