Kids! Who needs school? Why sit in class learning about nothing important when you could be at home trying to pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K10? If your parents get all bent out of shape about you dropping out of school to play video games, kindly refer them to this post and direct their attention to the following statement: The first person to pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K10 gets a million dollars.
That oughta be enough money to buy your parents house and then kick them out. Yeah! Ice cream for breakfast! Air conditioner on full blast with all the windows open! No more taking the garbage out! Man this place is turning into a hot, smelly, sticky dump.
The rules are that the perfect game must be pitched on the Xbox 360 or PS3 and the entire game has to be recorded. Twin Galaxies, “official scorekeeper for the world of video game and pinball playing since the early 1980s,” will handle the judging. More details are available at 2KSports.com/perfectgame.
The game comes out March 2nd, 2010, so get those thumbs loosened up. And don’t really drop out of school. That’d be “whack” or whatever you kids use to mean something crazy.