Free dating tip: If the girl you’re talking to isn’t impressed by your Playboy belt, make sure to mention that it’s got a built-in spy camera capable of recording DVD-resolution video footage. If that doesn’t work, then clearly she’ll never be impressed by anything. Time to move on.
The belt costs $43 and is compatible with memory cards up to 16GB. Apparently it also serves as a USB webcam, too. Hold on, let me take off my belt and put it on top of my monitor real quick. Oh, you want to see who else is at the meeting? Okay, everyone, look at my crotch and wave to everyone in Zurich. Hi, Zurich! Great fourth quarter numbers, Zurich!