The Onion, always good for a quick larf, just posted a list of great new devices launched at CES including but not limited to:

Radioshack—Big Sack of Adapters: The right one is probably in there somewhere

Bose—Noise-Postponing Headphones: Using Bose’s patented SoundDelay technology, these headphones store ambient distractions for up to six hours before unleashing them all at once against the wearer’s eardrums.

iTunes—”Taylor Swift Breathes”: Using nanotechnology, this new MP3 enables you to feel Taylor Swift’s hot breath on your neck as she sings

Interestingly, they didn’t mention the WristOffice which definitely gets our vote for best product of CES. You can read the Onion article right here.