You know the Vertu phones, right? The over-priced Nokias sold in watch stores and casinos? Well, soon there will be over-priced accessories sold along side them in a pen, Bluetooth headset, and microSD card reader. How fun. Your next date will be so impressed.

Not that it really matters that much, but the prices haven’t been released yet. It’s not like anyone out there will really buy this crap. At least I hope no one out there does. Buying ten iPod soccer speaker docks is a better use of the money. But whatevs, your grandfather who worked so hard for your trust fund will be glad to see you’re using the cash wisely. [via ubergizmo]