Custom Band-Aid dispenser for those foot-long paper cuts

Although the concept here is good, I can’t help thinking that if you need a Band-Aid (elastic bandage, sorry) longer than an inch or so, you probably need something more than a Band-Aid. Except for things like grass and paper cuts, injuries more than an inch in any direction generally don’t just go in a straight line. And what about covering up hickies?

I appreciate the concept, but I don’t think this machine will… cut it. (da dun tssh)

[via Gizmodo]