Space adaptive HUMANITARY INVENTION detects things and then calls you about them

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So picture this: You are tasked with watching a volcano And you’re totally like out to lunch one morning and the volcano explodes. You’re like FUUUUUUUUUUU!

With the HUMANITARY INVENTION you’ll never be away from an exploding volcano! This device, which consists of a Piezoelectric system that pushes a rod out of a box. You are then supposed to put a phone next to said box. The phone will then call you and you can be totally like “OMG MY DISTANT PHONE IS CALLING ME! WOW!”

While many of you would say “This is really stupid,” rest assured that:

THIS PROTOTYPE IS MULTIPURPOSE WITH UNLIMITED APPLICATIONS

FOR PROTECTION OF EARTH SPACE SEA AND YOU

SPONSORED BY YOU !

but the prototype i propose can detect unknowns phenomenons for your survival on earth space sea and at your home in order to watch one of them

Plus, there are videos.

I’m bidding on this thing right now, friends, so soon we’ll be able to sense things from very far away. Best of all, Dr. George has a website. But hey, what have I ever invented? Bupkus. At least this guy is trying.

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