As laser pointers go, you could do far worse than this little keychain Lightsaber. I mean think about it; if your job requires you to use a laser pointer, then you might as well have a cool one. And at $15, it’s not like this is a huge monetary investment. As an investment in your social standing amongst your peers, though, this thing ought to pay off in spades.
Choose from Darth Vader or Darth Maul versions, available at ThinkGeek.
Those are the actual features listed on the product page. Very nice.
Star Wars Lightsaber Laser Pointer [ThinkGeek]