Are you a student or shut-in? Are you a fan of electronic devices? Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison? If you answered yes to all or two of these questions, have we got an offer for you. CrunchGear needs a Fall intern to help out on the site, attend swanky press events, and make coffee and prepare the editor’s shots of HGH.

How do you apply? Send an email to john@crunchgear.com with a brief description of your gadget collection along with a sample post based on a recent tech news story. Extra points for good spelling, grammar, and the ability to place commas and periods in the correct order. It is a paid internship. Put “NYC INTERN” in the headline.