You know, we don’t often post comics here on MobileCrunch. We’re big web comic dorks around here – but they don’t usually fall within the scope of our content. Plus, people always threaten to e-break up with us by deleting us from their feeds every time we post something wonky.

But you know what? Today’s Cyanide and Happiness is just too damned perfect. The fact that we’re a wee bit hung over from last night’s TC50 parties has absolutely nothing* to do with us posting this. Enjoy.

* This is a lie

If you don’t mind a bit of stick figure gore, be sure to check out the rest of C&H.