Someone call LATFH. This is “Sonic Fabric,” and it’s made out of old cassette tape, um, tape. It’s 100 percent ridiculous, yes.
The fabric was invented (I guess that’s the word you’d use here) by one Alyce Santoro. The basic premise is to take all that old tape you have here and there, wind it up into a fabric, and wham-o, you have clothes.
The best part is that the clothes can be played, as this handy video shows:
We might as well stop inventing things, because I can’t see humanity topping this. Granted, it’s no knissors, but that is?