Awww, how cute! Look! It’s a little Core 2 Duo machine with 320GB hard drive and six USB ports! Aww! 4GB of RAM! I’m going to put it in my little wicker basket and run up and down the rows in my father’s cherry orchard and then fall, Esprimo in my arms, into a pile of dry, fragrant hay. Then I’m going to get a little work done and watch a Blu-Ray disk on the optional drive.

Then, late at night, we’ll lay and learn what each other’s bodies were for

I doubt they’ll sell this in the US but if they do it will be about $900.