So. You guys still eating gummy bears one by one? That’s cool, I guess. As a prognosticator of internet trends, I can tell you that the Next Big Thing (TM) will be this five-pound gummy bear that costs $40. Just saying.
It’s the equivalent of 1,400 old-timey gummy bears and packs in 12,600 calories for those of you who want to get a head start on the holiday eating season. Available in blue raspberry, red cherry, and green apple from Vat19.com if you’re half crazy in an endearing sort of way.
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