First Impressions: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra movie

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I just got back from a screening of G.I. Joe and I’m afraid to report that it was pretty disappointing. However, Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow are totally worth it even though Storm Shadow speaks Korean in the movie when he’s supposed to be Japanese. Furthermore, why are the red markings on Snake Eyes arm Korean? Am I missing something? Also, Marlon Wayans or whichever one he is is the new Jar Jar Binks. If you’re going to see one Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie this year then pass on this and go see 500 Days of Summer. Hollywood is slowly killing my childhood. Please don’t touch Voltron, Thundercats or M.A.S.K., Hollywood.

I just hope the videogame is better. Check back for a review on that later this weekend.

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