If I know our readers, most of you are probably wondering two things: “Why the hell would someone make an iPhone case that looks like bacon and eggs?”, and “Why the hell would MobileCrunch post about this?”.

Two questions, one answer: “Because they can.”

Actually, the main reason we’re posting about this is because its inching closer to lunch time and we haven’t even had our first meal yet. At this point, I would eat this iPhone case. Also, we’re posting it because its cute as all hell and MobileCrunch lacks cute, but we’re not quite ready to start posting daily kitten pictures yet.

It’s handmade, so it’ll set you back a rather painful $35 bucks.