You know, we would write a nice, well thought out post about the LG LX290. We’d make a joke or two at its expense for being a bit on the ugly side, point out the 1.3mp camera, and then come up with some way to make this thing sound intriguing.

But the LG LX 290 has a 2.5mm headset jack which, as we’ve covered before, automatically means the phone is garbage.

Hey – at least it’s only $30 bucks, right?