UPDATE: This has been confirmed as fake by Taser.
You know you’ve made it when your product gets the Hello Kitty treatment. This hot pink Hello Kitty Taser is perfect for the man or woman on the go who requires the best in personal protection but isn’t willing to sacrifice style.
If by “style” you mean it’s pink and has the Hello Kitty logo. That’s apparently all you need, though.
Sadly, I’m unable to actually find a product page for this wonderful device meaning that it’s either fake, hasn’t come out yet, or is buried somewhere on the internet. It probably doesn’t matter all that much, though, huh? Were you really going to buy one?