I stopped playing Metal Gear games when Snake was in the jungle and saw a horse on a bridge and then Revolver Ocelot came and then Big Boss turned out to be Snake’s brother, Mark, who worked in sales at Procter and Gamble but instead of being a key to the Metal Gear defense system he was, in fact, a Son of Liberty who, from the founding the United States, was tasked with protecting the National Mesh Sneaking Suit of Power but lost it when Shakalakalaka Island was destroyed by the Russians.

That said, this is an $80 Solid Snake doll dressed up like a zombie. You’re welcome.