If you have $15,000 at your disposal and you happen to be a man, then please consider the Man Wall to be your next medium- to large-sized purchase. Do it for the rest of us men who don’t have $15,000 to spend on Man Walls. Please, I beg of you.
It’s not like you’re getting ripped off, either. You get four TVs, a 1200-watt Panasonic 5.1 home theater, DVD player with 5-disc changer, iPod docking station, a keg-o-rator, microwave oven, two cigar humidors, 32-bottle wine rack and — get this — a 7-foot long sports ticker with its own computer built into it.
Please buy it. Please.
And lest you think the above-picture Man Wall just won’t cut it, the company can customize your Man Wall for you with more TVs, your team’s favorite colors, bigger sound system, and whatever else you can think of.
Starts at $14,900 plus shipping.