Oh yum, doesn’t that quarter-pound burger look delicious? Mmmm… I can almost taste it. Oooh, nice big slice of cheese on top of a thick, juicy–IT’S A TRAP! THE WHOLE THING IS MADE OF MARSHMALLOW!
Seriously, it’s a quarter pound marshmallow that looks like a cheeseburger. My brain, she can’t process such an outrageous idea. Here’s part of the product description:
The Mallow Burger weighs over a 1/4 of a pound — That’s a LOT of marshmallow. You can eat it all together, or separate the ingredients and eat the bun in one sitting and the “meat” in the other.
I’m struggling with this one. I love burgers, yes indeed. And marshmallows, hey, marshmallows are delicious. But two-fisting a quarter-pound marshmallow and eating it like a burger seems pretty gross for some reason. And eating anything in two sittings does… not… compute.
Oh, bonus: it’s fat free and cholesterol free. That means the more of them you eat, the healthier you get. They cost $2.49 apiece if you’re interested — not sure how much shipping costs but that shouldn’t matter because nobody in their right mind should order one of these. Aw, who the hell am I kidding? I’d eat it and love it.