Sorry, guys. The Internet is over. There is a wearable towel now

John Biggs

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Monday, May 18th, 2009

Its a towel you wear. But its not a robe. It’s not even a towel with fasteners. Its a $19.95 wearable towel and it means the end of this whole thing we call blogging.

Scientists have been postulating that once we reach the absolute conjunction of the Snuggie and the humping-dog-USB-dongle the Internet as a news medium will collapse upon itself like a dried out orange. The resulting event horizon will pull all bloggers into the depths of space while traditional news media will regain the respect they lost over the past decade.

It was honestly nice working with you all. Goodbye.

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