We want you to follow us. Well, not in real life. That would be a bit creepy – plus, it’d be boring as all hell for you. You’d be sitting behind us as we sat in front of a monitor all day. You could count the number of protein bars we eat in a day. That’d be fun, right?

At long last, @MobileCrunch has been fired up and is ready to be your e-BFF. All our headlines will pass through those halls, alongside the occasional Twitter-exclusive contest. So go ahead, give us a follow.