• Happiness In Slavery: NIN iPhone App Approved With No Changes

    Thursday, May 7th, 2009

    MG Siegler is a general partner at CrunchFund and a columnist for TechCrunch, where he has been writing since 2009. His focus is on Apple. Prior to TechCrunch, MG covered various technology beats for VentureBeat. Originally from Ohio, MG attended the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, MI. He’s previously lived in Los Angeles where he worked in Hollywood and in... → Learn More

    69Well, apparently if you speak loudly enough on the web with enough swear words, Apple does listen. After initially rejecting an update to Nine Inch Nails’ iPhone app, Apple has relented and accepted it back into the store. So what did NIN do to change the app? Nothing. Apparently, Apple’s definition of “objectionable” changed.

    NIN frontman Trent Reznor tweeted out the good news earlier and poked fun at Apple’s uneven app approval process. “The NIN iPhone app is unchanged, the “issues” seem to have been resolved,” Reznor joked. This follows his profanity-laced tirade over the weekend in which he ripped Apple’s ridiculous app approval policies. And rightfully so.

    So it’s all’s well that ends well, I guess. At least until the next App Store rejection. In the meantime, I thought it might be appropriate to post the lyrics to NIN’s “Happiness In Slavery”:

    slave screams he thinks he knows what he wants
    slave screams thinks he has something to say
    slave screams he hears but doesn’t want to listen
    slave screams he’s being beat into submission

    don’t open your eyes you won’t like what you see
    the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
    don’t open your eyes take it from me
    I have found
    you can find
    happiness in slavery

    slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
    slave screams he claims he has his own identity
    slave screams he’s going to cause the system to fall
    slave screams but he’s glad to be chained to that wall

    don’t open your eyes you won’t like what you see
    the blind have been blessed with security
    don’t open your eyes take it from me
    I have found
    you can find
    happiness in slavery

    I don’t know what I am I don’t know where I’ve been
    human junk just words and so much skin
    stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
    just some flesh caught in this big broken machine

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