If you refuse to take up real instruments but insist on showing your love for Guitar Hero or Rock Band AND you have to wear a nice suit or a tuxedo more than two or three times each year, might I suggest these $50 Guitar Video Game Cufflinks?

It’s odd to think about people who get really, really good at Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Why not just learn to play a real guitar? One night I spent a couple hours learning the expert-level solo to Weezer’s Say It Ain’t So on Rock Band and when I had mastered it, I thought, “For cracked ice, I know how to play a real guitar. I could have spent those two hours learning the actual solo.” And then I wondered why someone my age would ever say “for cracked ice”.

Here’s the product description of the cufflinks:

Inspired by the best selling guitar video game, Guitar Hero. The replica strat cufflinks are detailed down to the colored buttons. A perfect companion for the weekend axe slinger.

So keep that in mind; only wear these if you play guitar on the weekends. These aren’t meant for full time, real-life musicians.

Guitar Video Game Cufflinks [Cufflinks.com]