Star Wars v. Battlestar Galactica: A rhetorical exemption of accepted norms

We posit that a confluence of fantasy universes will create a singularity so dense with cultural meaning and freighted with masturbatory value that it would cause the average sci-fi fan to release his (always his) bowels in a rush of hot shame. Discuss.

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This is NOT my movie, but rather a movie from SpaceBattles.com. It was created by “starmaster115” in a progrm called Lightwave3D.