Out-of-warranty original Xboxen can no longer be serviced

Do you still own an original Xbox? Is it no longer under warranty? Tough cookies, then, as Microsoft has announced that no-longer-under-warranty original Xboxes can no longer be serviced. If your Xbox is still under warranty, then there’s nothing to worry about.

There’s also another caveat: support documents—instruction manuals and the like—will henceforth be made available online.

Yeah, this is hardly worth the mention—who still regularly plays the original Xbox; I’d sooner play the SNES!—, but y’all should be outside playing in the [hopefully] last snowstorm of the season.

Also, you know what was good about the original Xbox? It was solid as a rock, from what I recall. ::coughs::