Hey, man. Is it your intention to do some exciting tricks on the slopes on your board this weekend and perhaps smoke some tobacco and drink some cola? Why not bring this handy multi-tool from Bakoda which includes a screwdriver, tape measure, and pipe.

Blam at Giz assures us that this is only for the consumption of legal substances and the use of this product does not, in any way, suggest that you use or even attempt to try illicit substances like “basis leaves and pencil shavings.”