And today's useless but funny Twitter app is… Twicksize

There appears to be no contact details on Twicksize, but whoever produced it has a sense of humour. Plug in your Twitter name and you get ranked for the “size” of your Twitter account (probably a ratio of followers/following) in a notional “inches”. Alongside is a fairly graphic portayal of your “size” which leaves nothing to the imagination. Alas, I was only 11 inches, compared to @Techcrunch‘s fullsome 14…