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Blendtec’s decision to blend stuff that should be blended is a marketing coup. Think about it: have you ever heard of Blendtec? Nope. Then they started doing videos of them blending stuff and the rest is history. I never much followed this meme but there’s no shame in loving you some controlled destruction.