Yes, we're experiencing technical difficulties right now

Hey, guys! As you may have noticed, our site is, for all intents and purposes, broken right now, so bear with us while we yell at the worker bees to fix the server. I suggested we host the entire domain on my modded Xbox1, which would dramatically improve uptime.

So, uh, hang in there! If you’re on the east coast, go play in the snow, or load up iSnow on your iPhone or something.