No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, man. The UroClub is a screw-top container shaped like a golf club that you urinate into behind a built-in privacy towel. NO!
It’s a simple three step process, according to the UroClub web site: “Unscrew the UroClub’s triple seal, leak proof cap, clip the privacy towel to the UroClub and your belt or waist band, discreetly relieve yourself and then get back into the game!”
The UroClub started out at $50 but you can get it for $24.95 for a limited time. It’s been around for a bit, so I apologize if you’ve seen it before. Actually, I also apologize it you haven’t seen it before.