Wow. Seriously. What the hell? Is there a market for this?
If you don’t feel like watching the video, or you’re still not quite sure what you just watched: Awethumbs are little covers you put over your thumb to cut back the horrendous pain caused by text messaging. They also claim to make accurate texting easier, as they make your thumb’s footprint (thumbprint?) a bit smaller. As an added bonus, Awethumbs will decrease your texting bill by ensuring that you no longer have any friends.
If you hurry up and buy within the next 5 minutes, they’ll give you a second pair for HALF OFF!!. Mix and match. Give them to people you hate. The possibilities are endless.