Apple's "Brick" manufacturing process, applied to fine wine

Everything is better in unibody aluminum. If bikes hadn’t already proven this, then the new MacBooks did (ish), and if you still aren’t convinced, then feast your eyes on these little beauties. Volute premium portable wine’s aluminum bottles and wide mouths make them well-suited for, say, concealment at technology trade shows. No embarrassing Cabernet drip and glass shards protruding from your laptop bag! No more cork fragments in your keyboard!

Don’t worry about the wine, either; the aluminum apparently doesn’t transfer its taste. The Red, White, and Rosé are all blends, though, if that matters to you.

Because it matters to me. Big time.