Reader at Glark.org points to another excellent example of an odd press release he got this week. Perhaps they fired all the older folks and kept the associates:

Want to give your folks, grandparents, friends a special music memory disc this year they’ll play and enjoy?

Man are you in luck!!

Don’t think just a CD is something they can handle. There’s one that is cool…hip…groovey…you’ll make em flip this holiday !!!

That’s right do your own mix and put it on Verbatim’s DigitalVinyl CDR discs. They actually look and feel like a 45 (run your finger across the surface and feel the grooves !!!). Then blow their mind when you pop it in your or their CD player…HOLY CRUD !!!!