This Christmas, give the gift of a terrifying, photorealistic death mask

Your lover will never forget… Wait, no, they’ll never forgive you if you have one of these frightening replicas made, either of your face or theirs. Apparently ThatsMyFace can create a passable resemblance of you from one straight-on shot and one profile shot. I’d think they’d want a few more data points, but you can’t argue with results.

You can, however, argue with the price: $2000 for a full head and $300 for a mask, although they do throw in a free appraisal of your looks (thanks, guys). I’m holding out for a bust in marble, personally.