“Who among you can slay me!” he cried and no one dared to answer. Then, from the back of the Great Goblin Hall, came a lone, quiet voice.
“I do,” said Sir Mousekin of Briarbrush. He stepped forth and pulled from his wee belt the Mitey Utility Knife by Stanley ($3 for the knife and $2 for a set of blades). The 1 1/8″ steel blade flashed in the brimfirelight and the Goblin King smiled – finally, a worthy challenger to his throne.
“Does that sword come in green and yellow?”
“It does, sire,” said Sir Mousekin. “But soon it will be red with your blood.”