At Google, Paddington's Birthday Trumps Columbus Day
by Erick Schonfeld on October 13, 2008

Columbus Day gets no respect. Be honest, how many of you are actually celebrating it? That’s what I thought.

Even Google doesn’t care (or maybe Columbus Day just isn’t PC enough). The logo on Google’s homepage today is celebrating Paddington Bear’s 50th birthday instead of a drawing of the Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria.

We’ve been getting some concerned e-mail asking us if we know what’s up:

Isn’t Columbus Day more important than a bear?

Does Google even like America?

Yeah, Google. Do you even like America? Everyone knows that Paddington is a Commie-terrorist bear.

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  • We all love the idea, the ideal of America, but that’s not the same as overtly approving imperial conquest and the annihilation of native cultures. Unfortunately, a celebration of Christopher Columbus, the man, is perforce a celebration of slave-running and the violent imposition of Catholicism on an unwilling populace:

    http://www.understandingprejudice.org/nativeiq/columbus.htm

    Personally, I’m happy to celebrate the bear.

  • Columbus was one of the founding fathers right?

  • it’s for google.co.uk only.

  • They didn’t do anything for 9/11 either…

  • I’m not sure why we even celebrate Columbus Day. When do they make Hitler’s birthday an official holiday, too?

    Showing respect to a well known murderer is absolutely ridiculous, to say the least. Then again, we DO have Andrew Jackson’s picture on the $20 bill… and GW running the “new show”.

    Thank god for Paddington’s birthday! Much more well deserved! ;-)

  • Allen Varney summed it up. I was about to write the same thing. Most colleges don’t take Columbus day off either. When you have to choose a holiday between MLK Day and Columbus Day, you always go with a civil rights leader over the rapist/murderer.

  • C’mon Google where’s the Columbus Day logo? Maybe rotate them…. Make everyone happy.

  • Go Google for supporting the birthday of something that I grew up with!

    And yeah, it’s just for the .co.uk it seems. .ca is celebrating Thanksgiving day!

  • I happily celebrate the campus being closed and not having to into work…

  • Isn’t Columbus Day just an America Holiday? Paddington, however, has a worldwide following. Since Google operates worldwide then I think it’s more appropriate.

  • Alexander Torrenegra - October 13th, 2008 at 10:58 am UTC

    Celebrating Columbus Day, in my humble opinion, is comparable to celebrating the Nazi invasion of Poland. Millions of Native-Americans were killed by the Europeans and the diseases they brought (95% of indigenous population of the Americas quoting Wikipedia).

    • Do you work at Google?

    • Yeah, but the Nazis lost, and we won America. History is all relative to whoever writes it.

      • Alexander Torrenegra - October 13th, 2008 at 1:31 pm UTC

        I have both Native-American and European heritage. Did I win America? Did I lost America? I am proud of both heritages in many ways. The genocide of Native-Americans, though, is not one of the things I am proud of.

      • You “won” America? Who are “you”? …then again, who was trying to “win” America, besides the white settlers? Native’s welcomes most of them, while others DID fight because they saw what the white settlers were doing to other Natives.

        It’s like quickly invading Mexico, right now… most would not have a clue what was going on and would show hospitality. So when you kill those people, what did you win?

        Is this a case of “ignorance is bliss?”

    • Celebrating Columbus Day, in my humble opinion, is comparable to celebrating the Nazi invasion of Poland.

      Ergo America is like Nazi Germany. Gotcha.

  • most people have to work on Columbus day, even the stock market is open. Columbus didn’t even discover North America so I say Google is in the right to do whatever they want today.

    http://www.techNmore.com

  • Google is making their Social Statement of the Day. In the process, they make a lot (but not all) of their users angry. But when you become big and arrogant, those are the kind of business risks you can afford to make.

    • Oh shut up you damn cry baby. Not doing what you want them to do makes them arrogant? Some people are complete idiots. I’ll tell you what, when you have your own multi-billion dollar company, you can decide which days to celebrate with a special logo, until then, stfu.

      • Google can do what they want today.

        Not at all surprised by the arrogant response here. No debate or discussion. Just call me an idiot and to “stfu.” The “sftu” response is typical of the fascist left who want to regulate, intimidate and shout down those they disagree with….But I”ll keep talking and if the fascist left takes over they can lock me up, charge me with hate crimes, torture me and put me in prison camp because I believe in freedom of speech (even Google’s when I disagree with them).

      • If anything, the left would be communist, not fascist. Fascism is for righties.

      • Sorry, Fascism is a left wing thing. Conservatism, Classical Liberalism, Libertarianism, etc. are right wing and the right wing is about individual responsibility and freedom.

        The left wing ideologies ( Socialism, Communism, Modern Liberalism, Progressivism, Fascism, Marxism) are against the individual and they insist (by force) the interest of the government over the individual – all with central control by elites.

        Conservatism isn’t perfect and some Republicans have abandoned Conservative principles, but it’s a heck of a lot better than anything left wing where people suffer and want to escape it.

        Our relative Conservative society/culture is why people have wanted to come here over the decades and other country’s relative Liberalism is why people try to escape those places. Fences are used to keep illegals from coming into the US; fences, etc. are used to keep citizens of left wing countries from escaping their own countries!

        Read up on Fascism. The background and who supported it are quite a bit different than how the media and the left wing portrays it. The “Progressives” were enamored with Fascism in the 30’s.

  • Not at all surprised they’re not acknowledging Columbus Day. It’s not just insufficiently PC it’s very politically incorrect.

    And what were they supposed to do for 9/11? Planes flying into the two “o”s or something? Seems like taking a pass was more respectful.

  • Columbus wasn’t the first to discover America, so, speaking as an American, who cares about Columbus day. Government employees, that’s it.

  • I would like to celebrate this day, but they didn’t give me the day off work so I can’t celebrate it.

  • Columbus Day is controversial in the United States. Paddington bear is not. That’s all there is to it.

    I’m not commenting on the morality of their choice, but seems like a pretty clear case of just being cautious.

  • Who cares about the Columbus aspect of this … YAY PADDINGTON! Seriously, I love that bear. Always have, always will. SO KEWL to see him get some props. Where’s my marmalade?

  • +1 Allen and Alexander. We shouldn’t be celebrating ‘days’ because of some age old tradition without thinking about why we are doing so.

    And I don’t work for Google.

  • I am pretty sue that Google likes America. But this thing could be just the thing to bring Google down. Beargate.

  • Nice Shining Path reference :)

    But Paddington split Darkest Peru for London in the ’50s, and at that age he’s likely to be a Conservative Party member. Probably hates commies.

    I haven’t thought about Paddinngton in years. Nice to see him up there.

    • The Conservative Party would have condemned Paddington as an illegal immigrant I find it very hard to believe he would support them.

      I’m sure they would be on the receiving end of one very hard stare from Mr Paddington Bear.

  • Paddington was much cooler than Columbus. I heard there was a measure in the eleventy-billion dollar bailout in the US recently to get that bear a real compass so he could do some serious exploring, but it was dropped because they needed that extra $100 for someone’s executive severance package.

    Meh. Paddington would have discovered Atlantis, imo.

  • I for one “celebrate” it as a day of mourning.

  • “I haven’t thought about Paddinngton in years. Nice to see him up there.”

    Ya, me too. I’d rather be thinking of Paddington, rather than 400 years worth of genocide and theft anyway. :-)

  • I think apart from the genocide that started with Columbus, the other problem with Columbus Day in the United States is that he never even set foot here. What we should celebrate the French explorers like Louis Jolliet.

  • paddington is secretly a gun runner, thats how he finances his printing press. paddington used to sell guns to spain which were used to conquer the americas which in turn allowed for the modernization of the highway system. this in turn led to a massive outpouring of cheap but effective weaponry which led to mexican drug gangs. during this time padding was beefing up his counterfeit raincoat operations when in 1983 the now famous archeological discovery of montezuma was unearthed. this was the first hard evidence that spain had paid paddington’s company for the guns originally used in the aztec slaughter. paddington went nuts and scapegoated columbus as the perpetrator thereby fueling the speculation that columbus actually didnt discover the americas and was an evil guy bent on gold and ethno-genocide. flash forward to 1996 when google starts to become big on the scene and their home page is actually secretly established as a telecommunication tool for the cia and m6. ever since google incorporates images on special days to appease the us gov’t’s need to publicly send combat signals to divisions engaged in warfare. so therefore actually displaying columbus on columbus day would force combat divisions to attack and take hold of spain. by displaying paddington the us is communicating that current operations are green lighted and we are to partner with the brits on chemical warefare missions where we have secretly sold counterfeit raincoats to be used as gas suits and we are to keep a cool calm and tempermented demeanor while stopping for tea every 2.5 hours and in turn the pr machine will print that all this was a training exercise in tomorrows paper. just saving the world people….one bear at a time….

  • ooh, for Columbus day they could have incorporated an Italian mistaking Hispaniola for the Orient! oh oh, or maybe infecting American Indians with small pox. Not sure how that would work. Maybe the L would be Columbus, and then the G could be an Indian keeling over. I guess the O’s would be smallpox encrusted blankets. We have until next year to figure it out.

  • Am I the only one who grew up in South Dakota and had Native American Day instead of Columbus day? (yes, the state changed the name of the federal holiday).

    Oh, wait. I probably am the only one who grew up in SoDak :-)

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